THE WORLD IS ENDING.

12.31.13
THE WORLD IS ENDING.
EXTERMINATION IS IMMINENT
WHERE WILL YOU BE?

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icket price includes: BURLESQUE! SIDESHOW! PERFORMANCE! COMEDY! MUSIC (by Mercury Radio Theater)! ALCOHOL! CHAMPAGNE TOAST! AND Entrance to the terrifying world of tomorrow.

THIS IS THE LAST BURLESQUE SHOW ON EARTH

Science promised hope; possibility, freedom, a new beginning. The future is promise, a promise broken by war. World War 3 took a toll on all nations, leaving a pile of bodies and an insatiable desire for peace in its wake.

When the war ended, borders dissolved, and survivors multiplied. The government, no longer national but international, attempted to neutralize population growth and failed. Extermination is imminent. There is no tomorrow.
The world is ending.

This is the Last Burlesque Show On Earth.

FEATURING:
Strange feats of strength & stamina by THE UNHOLY SIDESHOW
The Manic Pixie Showgirl, HAYLEY JANE
The Devilishly Delectable Dame, DOTTIE RIOT
Philly’s Badass of Burlesque, MISS LIBERTY ROSE

Music by:
MERCURY RADIO THEATER!

WE WILL BE NOT BE ALLOWING ENTRANCE TO THE BUNKER AFTER THE SHOW BEGINS. We advise getting there early before we secure the premises against UNITED ALLIES purge of the East Coast of the North American Continent. Please dress appropriately.

Doors at 9:00
Show at 10:00

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REMINDER:

UNITED ALLIES would like to remind global citizens that heterosexual conduct is not only dangerous, it’s an offense punishable by international law.

THE RESISTANCE: A Message

THERE IS LIMITED ROOM IN THE BUNKER.

In order to ensure the safety of the resistance, we are allowing a very small amount of registered refugees. If you do not have a will call ticket, we will NOT allow you in the shelter. This is for our safety as well as the safety of our members. We can’t risk the Allies finding us again, let alone risking an agent’s entry into the event. You will be searched upon entry and any weapons will be confiscated. We have a plan of action should we need to defend ourselves against a ground attack.

We only have so much time, there are only so many of us left. The inevitable nuclear attack will devastate the coast line, and we wish we had room for all of you. We wish it didn’t have to come to this. 

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